my ideal girl

my ideal girl!

my ideal girl would have all the following qualities. Given how ideal people are nearly impossible to come buy, i shall make this a Wish List and nothing more.

my ideal girl would..

1. have lovely soulful eyes that speak louder than her boobs.
2. have nice legs.
3. believe in my pet sheep Bobby (and friends)
4. have a better sense of direction that I do
5. be gung ho and never lets anyone (including me) define who she is, what she can achieve, and who she wants to be in life
6. be capable of making me feeling stupid and have an opinion on things from politics, music, and has a strong sense of individualism
7. would not even know i was from a crappy band called Ronin, and wouldn't care either way.
8. must be kinky in bed
9. be more sociable than me
10. mummy me from time to time because i'm a mama's boy
11. be quirky and spontaneous
12. be both selfless and selfish on the right occasions
13. care for me conditionally, so that when i fuck up, she can put me back in place and let me know what an asshole i'm being
14. be unafraid to cry from time to time.
15. be honest
16. never allow me to call her 'my girl', because that's just fucking gay and derogatory to women
17. love her mum and dad
18. smile, and light up my life

given that those qualities are too numerous, i shall just settle for

WORLD OF WARCRAFT

See you 5 hours later :P

WILL IT BLEND?!

WILL IT BLEND?

This is totally trippy shit. The music, the 'scientist', and the fact that it's a blender commercial proving how effective the blender is. Love the MacDonalds meal one! UNCLE DOESN'T HAVE TEETH, so he BLENDS HIS BURGERS! lol. Oh yes the COKE CAN SMOOTHIE too

check it out folks

Cheers!

World Of Warcraft

World Of Warcraft - I still debating whether to get it or not.
WOW isn't just a computer game. It's become a hapless addiction to many of my friends and 6 million people in the world.
Debate...debate...debate. Should I pay 40 bucks for an addiction that is extremely fun but time consuming?!

Singapore Ranks #146

Singapore officially ranks #146 in the international list of freedom of the press.

Check the link out here people
http://www.rsf.org/article.php3?id_article=19388

Singapore ranks below countries such as Congo, Kenya, Cambodia, Indonesia, Philippines, Malaysia, Hong Kong, and ranks slightly above Iraq, Vietnam, China, North Korea. That's, yes, Iraq.

Iraq; the country formerly owned by Saddam Hussein.
North Korea; where nuclear tests are as common as picking your nose.
China: A country where, if the national population jumped simultaneously, the sudden force would be enough to shift the Earth out of its orbit.

What does this mean?
It means I can't type the following

1) The guh-men can suck my cock
I also can't say

2) LKY is a monkey
I definitely can't spell it out blatantly at least
I should never say

3) "...to build a democratic society.."
Because you never know whose national paranoia might be watching and waiting to plug you up to a system built up around corporations, corporations whose shares are owned by majority by important members of the guh-men

Remember what they say folks

Hammers don't kill you, lightning will.