the musician's life

a short history on how i got into music:

Giddy giddy gee gee! Ok I feel like ranting today.
I attended Victoria School. Love that school to bits. I don't know about how it's like now, but when I was in VS, those were the best years of my life.
I wasn't a jock stud. No. I wasn't on the debate team. No.
I was a LIBRARIAN! And also a gawky kid doing dreary paintings in the ART CLUB. :)
Didn't know any girls because I was always reading books. lol
I had 8 points for my O Levels, minus 2 for VS Affiliations and and 2 for CCAs. So that's 4.

Qualified for the various JCs.
Decided...hmmm...OK , I would rather not be exposed to horny mid-life crisis PE cum discipline masters strutting around in their fucky pants while secretly nursing hard ons staring at the JC Girls. Decided against having strict principals and the A Level thing also.

So I headed to Temasek Polytechnic to study....

...internet computing...
My classmates hated me because I never paid attention in class, I always copied my assignments, erm..... mocked their cheena accents. Played Pikachu Volleyball game in the computer labs and served the internet + played Doom 3 while my lecturers rambled on about servers, routers, and programming shite.

Formed my first band in school. Consisting of (And i'm being serious here), a gay drummer, a butch guitarist, and a lesbian bassist. I was the singer and was horrible (Still am) and the butch and lesbian players had a fling going on. They had a huge disagreement, and they both left the band. As a result, I was stuck in a band with a gay drummer. 'nuff said. No offence to faggots, but the combination of a gay guy / straight albino guy in a band is not very marketable or appealing to the masses...or anyone.

This gay drummer said to me "What's the point? If you play English songs locally, radio won't support, media won't cover, and we'll never have a #1 hit single"

Then I said "Eh fuck you, one day I prove to you that it can be done! Knnbccb"

So I quit the band and luckily I didn't get assed fucked by him. No offence to gay people, but yeah.

Graduated from Temasek Polytechnic as the Top 5 overall best student in the entire institution. Not bad for a half-fucked student I must admit! The computer geek in me is strong!!!!!!!! I can break a motherboard with my teeth. Ok maybe I can't.

Joined an internet computing firm owned by Indian immigrants, with peers from India. No offence, but I was totally outta my element there. Plus I'm albino, so the contrast in skin colour was really quite amusing if you think about it. I'm ridiculing myself, not the Indian immigrants btw.

I had a 3k salary a month.
Sat at a desk from 9-5
Day in day out
sat at a desk
day in day out
sat at a desk

then one day Sean asked me to join this rock band called Ronin.
I said no

day in day out
sat at a desk

sean asked me again, i said NOOOOOO I"M NOT GONNA JOIN ANOTHER BAND. Is the drummer gay too?!?!?!

Then one day I relented.

And the rest is history.

2 years later, I contacted the gay drummer in my original band and told him "Hey my band has a #1 hit. Just to let you know, you were totally fucking wrong!"

And since then, I never looked back. I was offered positions in overseas Universities and scholarships to study abroad. I gave that up because I couldn't be half fucked to get a piece of paper to certify my worth to a gawky overpaid boss.

I'll never look back with regrets.

Remember folks, live life once. And live it to the fullest. Because you'll never get a second chance.

...unless you believe in Buddhism and you'll be reborn...

But there might be a chance you'll be an ant in a second life. With a 30 second life span before somebody steps on you.

So yeah, do what thou wilt and thou wilt be the law.

Sorry, just rambling here.

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yours,
levan

PS: I'm happy with our achievements as a band, but I hope we can become and develop into something much more. The pseudo rock posing getting a bit boring and predictable. I think we should all start wearing WALRUS OUTFITS with yellow helmets and strut around with my teeth hanging out. YOU ARE THE EGGMAN!!!