To the rumour mongers, and the rumours about moi.!

Oh... I've heard some juicy rumours about myself circulating through the vines!

This always baffles me because people who know me and are close to me know this really well; I like seclusion and I always hang out with a very selective group of friends. I hate social parties, light conversation and I love void decks and the East. No one will catch me at clubs regularly nor social parties. If they do, it is probably a case of mstaken identity (i.e. some other albino person with long hair? lol ok I know, chances are low haha)

Anyway, here are some rumours I heard about myself. It might be a tad bit narcissistic to post them aloud, but hey it's my blog!

I've tried to address all these rumours with as much professionalism as I can master. Those of you reading will find my answers very eloquent and comprehensive. I've put much thought and effort into getting the words just right...a balance of politeness and a clear explanation is necessary in addressing these important issues...So here goes..

Rumour #1: "Hey Levan, I heard that you have AIDS!"

My reply:

Rumour #2: "Hey Levan, I hear your band Ronin think they are better than everyone else!"


My reply:

(And I think we suck btw...)

Rumour #3: "Hey Levan, I hear you fuck all your female teenage groupies!!!"


My reply:
Fuck you, kangaroo! lol

Rumour #4: "Hey Levan, I hear you keep 6 girlfriends at once!"


My reply:

Rumour #5: "Hey Levan, I hear you drink a lot and love the wild partying life!"


My reply:

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And there it goes!
I think I've handled these rumours very nicely! It fact, I might have been overly nice to a fault! I am seriously considering the option of running as a politician for our lovely government.

Now to the mother fuckers who call my close friends my 'teenage groupies', I think you need to find better things to do. Like maybe take up a hobby or re-introduce the rave of stamp collecting. Or start masturbating and saving your semen in a jar and give it to your mother as a Mother's Day gift.

Eeee that's gross. Levan you are one sick fuck! I slap myself then you know.

HUH?!

Ok I shall start a rumour about myself now.

I dress up in women's clothes and I eat bras for breakfast!

Ok nevermind I"m not making sense.

hee hee! :D
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I remember how it was growing up, always feeling like such an oddity and out of place. In fact I still feel that way. No matter how many times we hit the stage to perform. I've accustomed myself to it, and I wear it on my sleeve. I believe that all of us, in our own little ways, feel out of place sometimes. I believe we all have our moments sitting in our room and not knowing where we fit in in this world. Perhaps mine is of a more physical obviousness, but I think on the inside, somewhere in our soul, we feel that pinch of loneliness sometimes. Of being misunderstood, and misinterpretted, and feeling unimportant to the grand plan of things.

To those that feel that way, don't.
Don't let anyone ever tell you what you are worth and what your life means. Because that is a decision left in your own hands.
And remember, everytime that tingle of loneliness and uncertainty creeps in, love is everlasting. And you see it in your friends and family.

Never give up on your dreams.

Because if you take away your dreams, what are we left with but an empty shell of broken promises to ourselves.